Guys and girls are not equal.

I was sitting around yesterday with my best friend Jake and he started doing this incredibly immature thing to his girlfriend, naturally I was a big supporter. He sealed his mouth around her nose and had her open her mouth. When he blew air up through her nose it would come out her mouth and make this really goofy sound. I was laughing uncontrollably. Not so much because of the goofy sound but because he was acting like he just discovered this little trick. In reality I remember him doing this to a girl in high school. Maybe two or three girls got to experience this lovely trick. I almost chimed in and said, "Hey Jake remember when you used to do that to Amanda?" But I thought that I might be crossing some sort of line. It's odd when a guy and girl start dating the guy has to pretend that this is his first relationship with a girl ever. He is forbidden to acknowledge that he has ever so much as spoken to another girl besides his mother. Even said guy's best friend is somehow forbidden to bring up the existence of previous women.