I have invested a lot of time and emotion into a T.V. show called, “How I Met Your Mother.” In a recent episode Ted Mosby meets a beautiful but somewhat sketchy girl, and under the influence of much alcohol, Ted allows this women to talk him into getting what many people refer to as a “Tramp Stamp.” An episode later he invests in 10 sessions of laser tattoo removal, to clean up the mistake he shouldn’t have made.
The Bro Code (1) clearly states that no bro will allow another bro to get a tattoo. I do not want to go into the details of the Bro Code but it is important to know that measures have been placed by bros everywhere to prevent tattoos in the first place. However, in the event that a bro goes behind the back of all fellow bros and gets a tattoo (2), it is a required to correct your bro by way of excessive taunting. This action will force your bro realize how much he needs to keep his bro’s around in order to not make mistakes like this again (3). However the damage done by abandoning your bros has been done. Now what?
The answer lies in Laser Tattoo removal. This is a very painful process that can last several sessions (4). In order to support your bro to continue having weekly visits with his laser tattoo removalist, it is much encouraged to continue taunting said bro and his “Tramp Stamp” in order to induce more emotional pain than the physical pain that he experiences at the doctors office from the flesh eating lasers.
Not all mistakes can be cleaned up. However, this is a mistake that with a big enough investment of time, money, and pain, can be corrected.
(1) The Bro Code is a set of statutes set up by our founding fathers on how Bros should govern themselves amongst their fellow Bros.
(2) Incidentally, the overweight man with the Fu Manchu inking you up, is not your bro.
(3) The time he woke up wearing bunny ears and a tutu was bad enough.
(4) For more on Laser Tattoo removal please see: Tattoo Removal Guide.
