It seems like we are constantly on the prowl for new ways to change our lives. Every day women are starting new diets, programs, and exercises that they are convinced will change their lives for the better. And we all know that these kinds of resolutions are about as good as saying that you are going to stop picking your nose. Besides New Years, the most common time you can find people trying to change their lives is church. Every week some kid at church prays and asks, “Please help us to learn something that we can apply and change our lives.” Come on, Really? This is dumb. Why would I need to change your life? I’m already at church dammit.
I mean, I could understand if you were plastered, sitting over the toilet in the back of Sammy’s Saloon and you started praying, “Oh, lord, please help me to change my life.” But if I am in church, why change?
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